“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
I am completely 50/50 pure confidence and pure body hatred. I have no idea what’s going on. I’m vain and like damn I am hot shit lets go out on the town, while at the same time I feel like why am I so gross I should probably never leave the house. My butt is so cute. My butt is too big. I love my curves. Why am I built like this. Whew what is going on